2009年12月22日火曜日

よかったよかった。

 みなさん、喜んでください!今年もサンタクロースが来てくれるようです!
 暗いニュースばかりの私の身の回りでも、これは最高のニュースです。
 私は子どもでも美女でも勇敢な男でもないけれども、何とか2009年も生き延びることができそうなので、今年も僕の靴下に何か入れてくれるかもね。:)
 では、ニュースをお読みください。

Exclusive Statement during Bulgarian Government Meeting

Novinite.com reports today exclusively from the secret meeting of the Bulgarian Government, held earlier at the Council of Ministers building in Sofia.
By popular demand and due to the global economic crisis that has recently struck Bulgaria, it has been voted that the budget normally allotted for bringing Santa Claus to Bulgaria will be frozen.
Nevertheless, the Prime Minister read an exclusive statement by Santa Claus, who declares that he will come to Bulgaria on his own expenses and will bring a lot of presents, joy and smiles not only to the kids but also to the beautiful Bulgarian women and to the brave Bulgarian men who managed to survive the 2009 crisis year.
Novinite.com is the only news agency to cover the unique event, as Santa Claus, an English-speaking gentleman, is a committed reader of the media and knows that Novinite.com is the most influential from among all media in the country.
Happy Holidays and sincere wishes for millions of GOOD news in 2010 form your fully dedicated and professional team of Novinite.com! :)

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